rankings

ranked artists: 312
last ranked:
Liam Gallagher (B)

to-do artists: 251
last to-doed:
wave to earth

current:
Justin Bieber

on deck:
LITE

click the album cover to go to that artist’s page so you can see some of my brief thoughts and feelings (and so you can leave a comment if I’m obviously super terribly wrong). Check the alt text to see top songs for each artist (top 5 for S, top 4 for A, top 3 for B, top 2 for C, top 1 for D and F)

S-Tier

The gold standard- I’m a big fan. All of their albums are quality from start to finish, they’ve got songs in my list of favorites, I like their general vibe and their themes. S+ is unique: my current favorite artist.

TLDR, I love it.

S+

The Killers
The Killers

S

half•alive
Maggie Rogers
Sara Bareilles
Sam Fender

S-

Still Woozy

A-Tier

At the upper end, these are basically S ranked with a little something missing. Maybe I don’t vibe with the lyrics, or one of their albums didn’t impress, or whatever it may be- they just haven’t quite crossed over yet. At the lower end I would at least generally say I like the music and trust the artist to keep making music I like; the main thing I think about when determining if an artist gets into the A-Tier is if I feel like I like the artist, and not just some of their music. I have to really like it, yes, and there also has to be some extra touch, some part of me that feels a connection.

TLDR, I really like it, and I like them.

A+

Cage the Elephant
Vampire Weekend
Arctic Monkeys
The Strokes
Accusefive (告五人)
Jack White
Feed Me Jack
Bobbing
Harry Styles
fun.
Upstate
Paramore
Hayley Williams
Kenshi Yonezu
American Football
Spacey Jane
Bleachers
Lake Street Dive
Jack Johnson

A

Louis Cole
Jacob Collier
Paul Simon
Sting
Dominic Fike
No Party for Cao Dong (草東沒有派對)
Young the Giant
Novo Amor
Dave Matthews Band
Sungazer
Clever Girl
Kings of Leon
Run River North
Jim Croce
HAIM
Her’s
The Black Keys
Muse
Taylor Swift
U2
Dios
Grim Salvo
Franz Ferdinand
Ben Folds
Remi Wolf
Jon Batiste
The Happy Fits
Shi Shi (希希)
Everything Everything
Theo Katzman
NOTHING MORE
Cuzco
ABBA
Who Cares Band
Dispatch
Noah Kahan
Dysmn
COIN
Conan Gray
Vulfpeck
Beck
Simon & Garfunkel
Anathallo
Jason Mraz
Lizzy McAlpine
Tom Cardy
Lovejoy
The Raconteurs
Smallpools
lovelytheband

A-

The White Stripes
Sammy Rae & The Friends
KNOWER
Peach Tree Rascals
Steel Train
Foo Fighters
Two Door Cinema Club
Ann (白安)
Death Cab for Cutie
Stolen Jars
Mon Rovîa
ZAYN
Hozier
The Altogether
A.P. Michaels
Collective Soul
Clairo
The Last Shadow Puppets
John Mayer
Ben Folds Five
The Oh Hellos
PHOX
Blossoms
Piglet
Colbie Caillat
Cake
Valley
Michigander
PVRIS
Sabrina Carpenter
The Format
Cosmos People (宇宙人)
Hormone Boys
Maisie Peters
Red Hearse
Omnipotent Youth Society (万能青年旅店)
Adele
Cody Fry
IDK HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
Childish Gambino
Blind Pilot
Jukebox the Ghost
Saint Motel
Troye Sivan
Hazlett
ZUTOMAYO
ENHYPEN
beabadoobee
LÜCY
Black Pumas
Yoke Lore
Destiny’s Child
Jazz Emu
The Dead Weather
Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds
Sigrid
Neon Trees
Modest Mouse
Bells Larsen
Tyler, The Creator

B-Tier

The distinction in my head between “am a fan” and ‘like them but am not a fan” is largely that in the case of the artists I am a fan of (A- and above), I’m saying I like the artist. For B-Tier artists I’m saying I like the music, or some of it, or parts of it, but I don’t necessarily trust the artist to be putting out music I’ll like all the time.
Admittedly, these lower rankings are kinda messy- by definition, they’re mostly artists that I didn’t super care about upon initially listening to them. But I’m working on it. Oftentimes the entire B-range can act as a sort of holding room for artists I’m not yet sure of. Both those with potential for an A given time, or those I fear I’ll give up on and drop to a D.

TLDR, I mostly like it, but I’m not able to fully commit to liking them.

B+

Weezer
BØRNS
Kaiser Chiefs
WALK THE MOON
Wallows
LiSA
Edie Brickell & New Bohemians
Mother Mother
Fleetwood Mac
The National Parks
MIKA
Bread
Kendrick Lamar
Dirty Loops
Tally Hall
Big Red Machine
Lawrence
The Beatles
Olivia Rodrigo
Hunter Hayes
Wild Party
N.Flying
Dirty Pretty Things
The Libertines
Matchbox Twenty
The Postal Service

B

Cosmo Sheldrake
Sam Means
Bad Suns
Wilco
OK Go
Louis Tomlinson
Mayday (五月天)
Elise Trouw
Dua Lipa
Parker McCollum
Gracie Abrams
The Wilder Blue
Jonathan Coulton
Jay Chou
Teddy Swims
Benson Boone
boygenius
FFS
Post Malone
Reliably Bad
Fats Domino
The Japanese House
David Gates
The Backseat Lovers
G.E.M.
Olive Klug
Steely Dan
Dayglow
Nickel Creek
Eagles
Billy Joel
The Academic
TRASH
Mark Ambor
c a n d i d !
Niall Horan
Edie Brickell
Bill Withers
AJR
Ariana Grande
Chappell Roan
Punch
Stray Kids
American Authors
Of Monsters and Men
Liam Gallagher

B-

The 1975
Stevie Wonder
Charlie Puth
Atarashii Gakko!
Miami Sound Machine
Wayne’s so Sad (傷心欲絕)
The Chairs
Babyshambles
The Airborne Toxic Event
Zac Brown Band
Passenger
The Orion Experience
Train
Chance the Rapper
Sam Dew
wave to earth
Kevin McCune
RADWIMPS
Woman Believer
Oasis
Midland
The Band Perry
Ingrid Michaelson
The Wombats
The Origin
One Direction

C-Tier

These artists aren’t bad, and I don’t even necessarily not like them. I like The War on Drugs, I think Phoebe Bridgers is a vibe. Sometimes being C-Tier can mean a general low level of quality, yes, but it more often just means there is some irreconcilable detail. The theme, the mood, the length of song, something, is too much for me to really enjoy the artist, even if there are lots of things about them I appreciate. In other words, these are the disappointments- the artists that I had high hopes for who in some way I feel let me down.

TLDR, I want to like these artists more than I do.

C+

Metallica
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The War on Drugs
Jamiroquai
Daft Punk
TLC
Gloria Estefan
deca joins
Gorillaz
Barenaked Ladies
Arlo Parks
Billie Eilish

C

Greta Van Fleet
Heavy MakeUp
Michael Wong (王光良)
Phoebe Bridgers
Radiohead
Teezo Touchdown
The Police
Lorde
Razorlight
Robyn
Red Two Six
Sunset Rollercoaster

C-

Austin Archer
Doechii
Genevieve Artadi
Laufey
The Unicorns
Beyoncé
Plain White T’s
Kanye West
TV Girl

D-Tier

The D-tier is where I put artists that I’m just… thoroughly unimpressed by. It still doesn’t mean they’re bad or I dislike them, it just means they’ve landed on the wrong side of my indifference. Too repetitive, too uninspired, too… meh. Too meh. It’s not uncommon for artists to go from B- to D+ as I realize that what I thought I mostly liked fine enough is actually something I’ve just been tolerating.

TLDR, I don’t like these artists.

D+

Coldplay
Feist
Glass Animals
The Lumineers
sodagreen (蘇打綠)
FINNEAS
Josh Tatofi

D

Wham!
Capital Cities
Beady Eye
The Pretenders
Lauv
Liam Payne
M83
Counting Crows
Tim McGraw
John Fogerty
Cold Chisel
George Michael
Point of Reference
Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Smashing Pumpkins
Co-Stanza

D-

Eric Chou (周興哲)
Michael & Victor (光良品冠)
Green Day
Peter Doherty
Quinn XCII
NF
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad
Lana Del Rey
Bruce Springsteen
Surfaces
Bastille
Frankie Cosmos
Social Distortion
頑童MJ116
Alex Cameron
Depeche Mode

F-Tier

I don’t like the music here. There’s not necessarily anything wrong with it, but there’s also not necessarily not anything wrong it. Multiple irreconcilable factors, many things I can’t forgive or look past. Definitely not to my taste.

TLDR, I dislike these artists.

F+

Chris Brown
Clown Core

F

The Smiths
Talking Heads
Eminem
Nicki Minaj

F-

Pink Floyd